Welcome to Episode 30 of Life And Living At The Jersey Shore. August 3, 2011
It is filled with Real estate tips, trends, statistics, fun things to do in southern ocean county. The web cast is funny, informative with lots of Tom’s wisecracks.

Each week we try to bring you fun, informative and interesting tidbits about the best kept secret at the Jersey Shore... Southern Ocean County




Here are this week’s market stats:

Here’s where we are: there are 2848 active listings in Southern Ocean County. Since January of this year 1034 houses have closed. Not so good. Everybody buy a house this week!

Fun stuff in Southern Ocean:

Miss Barnegat Light Sunset Cruises, 18th St. & Bayview Ave. in Barnegat Light on Long Beach Island. Cruises start at 7 pm. Enjoy the sunsets, indigenous wildlife and the tranquil waters of Barnegat Light harbor and inlet. Some examples of wild life seen: Porpoise,seabirds,turtles,harbor seals,and even an occasional whale! Runs Monday - Thursday from June 28 - September 2. For cost and Information: 609-494-2094 or www.missbarnegatlight.com

Tom’s Tip:

This one is from Sam Clemens (better known as Mark Twain):
“A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.”

Smart Home SELLER/Buyer tip:

Last week we started talking about the bumps in the road for real estate transactions. Continuing on that theme here are some more speed traps that can hamper a successful transaction:
And we’re still talking about the Buyer/Borrower who…
13. Cannot locate divorce decree.
14. Cannot locate petition or discharge of bankruptcy.
15. Cannot locate tax returns.
16. Cannot locate bank statements.
17. Difficulty in obtaining verification of rent.
18. Interest rate increases and borrower no longer qualifies.
19. Loan program changes with higher rates, points and fees.
20. Child support not disclosed on application.
21. Borrower is a foreign national.
22. Bankruptcy within the last 2 years.
23. Mortgage payment is double the previous housing payment.
24. Borrower/co-borrower does not have steady 2-year employment history.
25. Borrower brings in handwritten pay stubs.
Bunches more next time….
Need help with your transaction? Call us…we’ve seen just about everything!

My 2 Cents:

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. HIGH SCHOOL 2011 Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2011 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with as sault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2011 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.. 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock. 2011 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2011 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!
Now, on the other hand, in 1957 you would be staring at a 5” screen and I’d be Milton Berle!

Home of the week:

This week we are featuring a stunning building lot just perfect for someone looking for elbow room. This one and a quarter acre lot is ready to build. The lot offers a feeling of privacy, seclusion & space, yet close to shopping, restaurants, and the nightlife of Atlantic City. It comes with approvals and plans for a gorgeous 3 Bedroom, 2 bath Cape Cod. Located in a private neighborhood its just a short walk to the bay, bay beach, play ground, marina & fishing. So what are you waiting for? Call today. More photos online at www.sellertom.com

Well, I don’t know why you watch this stuff but we’re done for another week.
Our show is written by me, Tom Smith – produced by, Amanda ( Blondie ) Nichols and Directed by, Donna Smith

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